There once was a barmaid named Gale
On whose breasts was the menu for ale
But since she was kind,
For the sake of the blind,
On her ass it was printed in Braille.

Did you hear about young Henry Lockett,
Who went for a ride in a rocket?
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his ass,
And his pecker was found in his pocket.


There once was a girl named McGill,
Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.


A strange young fellow from Leeds
Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his balls were covered with weeds.

(There are more than 100 adult limericks on the CD)